My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.
that strange sort of awkward moment when you realize you have been following a tumblr couple you have never met and have no other interactions with for almost four years and you get so excited and happy for them when they post adorable couple posts
Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.
—The Cat Returns - Baron Humbert von Gikkingen (via my-ghibli-obsession)
I support this dude.
What are they doing to Maelstrom?!
It’s going bye bye forever
No fucking way. Maelstrom is the best thing at Epcot!
Well there goes one of the best rides in Epcot.
NEW FROZEN RIDE!!!
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
More importantly why didn’t you say ‘my time has cum’